I never would have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes on multiple occasions. Prior to those experiences, I always used to think that some of the stories I heard related to women who drank too much were false. Well, at least I felt that not all of them could have been true. But without a doubt seeing is truly believing! Because now I am certain of what happens when women drink.

The not so innocent drinker

There was this woman I knew for a year; she had always been the most soft-spoken and productive of the bunch of women who used to hang out together. Everything about her was always so peaceful and innocent. Like a sweet, little angel she never said a bad word nor would she hurt a fly. Then one day, in celebration of a co worker’s birthday we all went out to drink. It was the first time I saw her drink, and boy did she drink!

She drank six beers, one after the other, as though they were fresh bottles of spring water. And then came the not so big surprise … a scream, no a shout: “My pu**y is itching! Would someone like to scratch it?” Excuse me, what? I pretended I did not hear it but then I heard something else from another woman who had been drinking. “Bring me a hot guy. I want to f**k!”

It was then that I was certain I hadn’t been imagining anything. I watched the first woman in awe; it wasn’t because I was that surprised as I’d seen this behavior before in situations like this. I just never imagined I would ever see such behavior from her. It was at that moment that I finally respected the true power of alcohol.

In fairness to women

In all fairness to women, the same sort of reactions can often be seen from men who drink. But what I’d taken note of on that day was how much higher (from my experience) I’d seen those reactions occur in women. Suddenly the “wise words” of an old acquaintance came rushing back to my head.

“The fastest way to have sex with them is to get them to drink. I sure got my share in my golden days,” he had said. “Sometimes three and four women in one night I would sleep with, even with their husbands in the same building.” Now imagine this was the advice coming from an older man who was twenty years my senior. At the time I first heard his words I was ten years younger than I am now.

And yet, even back then I had a problem considering his advice. But his past words apparently had some truth to it. The women in the present had moved onto discussing what color panties they had on and sharing their previous sexcapades. And this was with a group that included men they barely knew.

How alcohol affects women

Of course all women would not act like the bunch above. And it’s known that some women can “hold their liquor” better than a man could. However, what captivated me at the time was that I realized I had unquestionably discovered a pattern. Women just more frequently “broke loose” compared to the average man with excessive alcohol consumption.

Naturally my inquisitiveness got the better of me and I just had to find out why. It was at that moment that the rest of “Mr. wise man’s” words hit me. He had also said, “Alcohol affects women’s bodies differently.” It was actually the wisest thing he had said on the subject.

You can’t ignore the facts

According to www.bbc.com, “women produce smaller quantities of an enzyme called alcohol dehydrogenase (ADH), which is released in the liver and breaks down alcohol in the body. Meanwhile, fat retains alcohol, while water helps disperse it. So thanks to their naturally higher levels of body fat and lower levels of body water, women experience an even more dramatic physiological response to alcohol.”

For the most part women have long been aware that too much drinking will at least make them tipsy; nonetheless, many women also have no clue what their tolerance level for alcohol really is. And it’s very important that they understand how alcohol can affect each of them differently.

All about sex

Yes, it’s true that not all women would become “more sexual” based on how much they drink. Some may become more aggressive, more adventurous and much louder. These traits are all fun and games once you’re enjoying yourself, but they also come at a hidden cost; they increase the risk of something not so fun happening to you.

Even one dark secret released when too much alcohol goes to the head can lead to a woman being sexually blackmailed. But why so much talk about sex? Call it whatever it may be. But it’s highly possible that alcohol may indeed be the way to a girl’s heart (and not chocolate). Because they sure seem to love to talk about sex when drunk. Who knows? Maybe alcohol is sometimes used as a mask so that they can blatantly express their deepest thoughts. After all, it’s still not universally acceptable for women to be all frank about sex.

Watch how much you drink

More women really need to become more aware of their bodies and the effects alcohol has on them. What is most alarming from what I’ve repeatedly observed is that even when some women are not drunk and they are thinking straight, they still have no clue that they may be changing into a different person with each passing second.

Surely a lot of horny men (or even women) would love this because it inevitably gets them closer to their sadistic goals. But women really ought to make great effort to protect themselves. Under no circumstances can anything ethically good come out of a woman being used, especially for sex.

Women, if you must drink, please stay in control of your mind and bodies. And try to keep your mouth from yapping unnecessary things. The last thing you need is some random dude taking you up on your “drunk ass offer” to come over and scratch your punany! Because the drunken fun usually never stands past one night.

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